The Federal Republic of Estroski is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 862 million Estroskians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estromana. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Estroskian economy, worth 79.0 trillion Pecunias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,595 Pecunias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the nation excels at displacement, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estroski's national animal is the Brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Estroski is ranked 243,212^th in the world and 11,564^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1.19 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.