Population | 23.283 billion |
Capital | Moskieva |
Currency | Elsa |
Animal | Brown Falcon |
The United Socialist States of Estovakiaa is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.283 billion Estovakiaans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskieva. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Estovakiaan economy, worth a remarkable 1,846 trillion Elsas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,298 Elsas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of Leader, Brown Falcon owners exercise their pets at a snail's pace or risk a court appearance, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estovakiaa's national animal is the Brown Falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Estovakiaa is ranked 26,540th in the world and 1,906th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.6 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Estovakiaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Estovakiaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Estovakiaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Estovakiaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Estovakiaa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Estovakiaa's influence in Lazarus fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
- : Estovakiaa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Estovakiaa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Estovakiaa's influence in Lazarus fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
- : Estovakiaa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".