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Amor Patriae Nostra Lex
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,149thLargest Black Market: 1,441stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,081st
The Kingdom of
Mother Knows Best State
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Estonland

Population13.946 billion

CapitalNeutalinn
LeaderQueen Louise Victoria II
FaithLutheranism

CurrencyReichsmark
AnimalBarn Swallow

The Kingdom of Estonland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Louise Victoria II with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.946 billion Estonlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neutalinn. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Estonlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,431 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 246,020 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government projects are full of waste, emojis are the soul of wit, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Estonland's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Estonland is ranked 177,586th in the world and 147th in KAISERREICH for Most Stationary, with 83.56249513108 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,149thLargest Black Market: 1,441stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,081stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,631stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,301stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,125thLargest Mining Sector: 5,301stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,441stHighest Average Incomes: 5,616thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,624thHighest Economic Output: 5,986thMost Avoided: 7,042ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,601stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,351stLargest Insurance Industry: 9,421stRudest Citizens: 9,616thLargest Retail Industry: 10,712thMost Developed: 12,408thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,481stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,665thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,343rdMost Patriotic: 15,669thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,703rdLargest Governments: 15,789thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,562ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,533rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,570thMost Secular: 19,292ndSmartest Citizens: 20,507thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,231stHealthiest Citizens: 24,939thLargest Populations: 29,272nd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the region

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