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Most Influential: 665thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,913thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,087th
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Population4.407 billion

LeaderMoonika Victoria II dira Nurmekuusik

AnimalBarn Swallow

The Monarchical Democracy of Estonesia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Moonika Victoria II dira Nurmekuusik with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.407 billion Ööselids have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makassar. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ööselid economy, worth 638 trillion Saarstels a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,951 Saarstels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is totally unknown. Estonesia's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ööselskia.

Estonesia is ranked 149,686th in the world and 860th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 450.52 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 665thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,913thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,087thMost Inclusive: 4,482ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,923rdRudest Citizens: 6,048thMost Developed: 6,809thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,294thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,475thSmartest Citizens: 7,657thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,161stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,425thBest Weather: 8,465thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,593rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,932ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,971stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,100thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,134thLargest Governments: 9,288thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,300thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,590thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,414thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,225thNicest Citizens: 11,459thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,737thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,927thMost Cultured: 14,126thLowest Crime Rates: 14,950thHighest Average Incomes: 15,397thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,307thMost Secular: 19,711thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,482ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,704th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 86th in the regionNudest: 95th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 108th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 126th in the region

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