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Most Influential: 700thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,956thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,993rd
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Population3.95 billion

LeaderMoonika Victoria II dira Nurmekuusik

AnimalBarn Swallow

The Monarchical Democracy of Estonesia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Moonika Victoria II dira Nurmekuusik with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 3.95 billion Ööselids have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makassar. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ööselid economy, worth 587 trillion Saarstels a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,774 Saarstels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime is totally unknown. Estonesia's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ööselskia.

Estonesia is ranked 112,549th in the world and 631st in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 61.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 700thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,956thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,993rdMost Inclusive: 4,286thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,938thRudest Citizens: 5,796thMost Developed: 6,749thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,948thSmartest Citizens: 7,515thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,945thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,024thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,621stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,749thMost Efficient Economies: 8,763rdLargest Governments: 9,233rdBest Weather: 9,341stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,352ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,487thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,979thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,273rdNicest Citizens: 11,169thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,721stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,672ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,048thMost Cultured: 13,994thHighest Average Incomes: 14,412thLowest Crime Rates: 14,763rdMost Rebellious Youth: 16,525thMost Secular: 19,606thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,563rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,873rd
Most Scientifically Advanced: 68th in the regionMost Inclusive: 81st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 83rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 89th in the regionNudest: 97th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 112th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 121st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the region

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