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Least Corrupt Governments: 510thMost Pacifist: 925thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,082nd
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Population21.632 billion

Leadersomeone like Russ Feingold

Currencyspider drawing

The Allied States of Esterild is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by someone like Russ Feingold with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.632 billion Estrildians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The enormous but inefficient Esterildian economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion spider drawings a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,363 spider drawings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Esterildian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, Someone like Russ Feingold is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esterild's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Esterild is ranked 217,344th in the world and 382nd in Forest for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.36 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Least Corrupt Governments: 510thMost Pacifist: 925thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,082ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,173rdSafest: 1,179thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,353rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,446thBest Weather: 1,456thNicest Citizens: 1,474thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,065thMost Influential: 2,371stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,728thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,765thSmartest Citizens: 2,950thMost Cultured: 3,120thMost Inclusive: 3,336thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,571stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,593rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,759thLowest Crime Rates: 3,788thLargest Governments: 3,904thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,262ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,872ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,354thLargest Populations: 6,233rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,392ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,393rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,135thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,618thHighest Economic Output: 9,913thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,392ndTop
Most Stationary: 12,446thMost Income Equality: 23,265thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,719th
Least Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 49th in the region

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