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Least Corrupt Governments: 541stMost Pacifist: 1,171stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,262nd
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Population24.4 billion

Leadersomeone like Russ Feingold

Currencyspider drawing

The Allied States of Esterild is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by someone like Russ Feingold with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.4 billion Estrildians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Esterildian economy, worth a remarkable 1,856 trillion spider drawings a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,104 spider drawings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, and a degree in Someone Like Russ Feingold Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esterild's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Esterild is ranked 174,989th in the world and 310th in Forest for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 305.98 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Least Corrupt Governments: 541stMost Pacifist: 1,171stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,262ndSafest: 1,444thBest Weather: 1,695thNicest Citizens: 1,766thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,779thMost Influential: 2,038thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,218thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,516thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,737thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,877thSmartest Citizens: 3,138thHighest Food Quality: 3,211thMost Cultured: 3,325thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,413thMost Inclusive: 3,776thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,988thLargest Governments: 4,137thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,151stLowest Crime Rates: 4,198thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,833rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,251stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,392ndLargest Populations: 5,876thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,212thHealthiest Citizens: 6,503rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,597thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,857thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,115thMost Stationary: 10,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,469thHighest Economic Output: 10,639thTop
Most Income Equality: 22,234thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,729th
Least Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the region

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