NATION

PASSWORD

Non omnis moriar
Most Cultured: 999thHighest Food Quality: 1,319thMost Inclusive: 1,873rd
The Democratic People's Republic of
Iron Fist Socialists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Estau

Population9.17 billion

CapitalEs-Pret
LeaderThe Communist Party of Estau
FaithCommunism

CurrencyPeople's Diprate
AnimalPanthera leo krugeri

The Democratic People's Republic of Estau is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Communist Party of Estau with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.17 billion Comrades are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Es-Pret. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Comrade economy, worth 977 trillion People's Diprates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,559 People's Diprates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and some paycheques only arrive every 12 to 24 weeks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estau's national animal is the Panthera leo krugeri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Estau is ranked 245,449th in the world and 1,515th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Cultured: 999thHighest Food Quality: 1,319thMost Inclusive: 1,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,078thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,770thHighest Drug Use: 2,797thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,212thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,288thSmartest Citizens: 3,493rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,574thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,185thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,315thLargest Black Market: 4,513thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,553rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,758thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,127thMost Influential: 6,756thMost Developed: 7,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,405thMost Pacifist: 9,680thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,639thNicest Citizens: 10,764thMost Secular: 12,175thTop
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Most Patriotic: 13,355thBest Weather: 13,366thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,533rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,212thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,721stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,629thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,480thMost Income Equality: 18,961stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,425thHighest Economic Output: 22,074thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,066th
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Largest Black Market: 13th in the regionTop
5%
Most Cultured: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 83rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 115th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 136th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 140th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 146th in the regionNudest: 149th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 158th in the regionMost Developed: 167th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Estau, some paycheques only arrive every 12 to 24 weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, there's a bright dawn ahead for Estau.
  • : Estau endorsed The Union of Exania.
  • : Estau was endorsed by The Union of Exania.
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Estau was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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