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Most Cultured: 1,263rdHighest Food Quality: 1,380thHealthiest Citizens: 1,695th
The Socialist Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Estau

Population12.622 billion

CapitalEs-Pret
LeaderJobard

Currencycent
AnimalPanthera leo krugeri

The Socialist Republic of Estau is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jobard with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 12.622 billion Citoyens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Es-Pret. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Estauen economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion cents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,211 cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime is totally unknown. Estau's national animal is the Panthera leo krugeri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Estau is ranked 253,191st in the world and 8,193rd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 18.16813420572 days.

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Most Cultured: 1,263rdHighest Food Quality: 1,380thHealthiest Citizens: 1,695thMost Inclusive: 1,799thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,480thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,841stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,140thSmartest Citizens: 3,717thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,713thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,747thLargest Black Market: 6,395thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,047thBest Weather: 7,277thMost Secular: 7,785thNicest Citizens: 8,917thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,346thMost Pacifist: 9,789thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,872ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,359thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,539thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,844thMost Patriotic: 17,199thHighest Economic Output: 20,321stHighest Poor Incomes: 21,494thMost Developed: 22,521stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,366thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,840th
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Highest Food Quality: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Inclusive: 58th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 94th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 113th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 135th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 228th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 328th in the regionBest Weather: 382nd in the regionMost Secular: 421st in the regionNicest Citizens: 465th in the regionLargest Black Market: 486th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 506th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 546th in the regionMost Pacifist: 549th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 564th in the regionRudest Citizens: 573rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 748th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 863rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 908th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Estau's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Estau was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Estau was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Estau, Citoyens suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.

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