Population | 12.622 billion |
Capital | Es-Pret |
Leader | Jobard |
Currency | cent |
Animal | Panthera leo krugeri |
The Socialist Republic of Estau is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jobard with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 12.622 billion Citoyens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Es-Pret. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Estauen economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion cents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,211 cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime is totally unknown. Estau's national animal is the Panthera leo krugeri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Estau is ranked 253,191st in the world and 8,193rd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 18.16813420572 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Estau's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Estau, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
- : Following new legislation in Estau, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Estau, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in Estau, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
- : Estau was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Estau, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
- : Following new legislation in Estau, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Estau was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Estau, Citoyens suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.