The República Federal of Estados Socialistas Unidos de Iberia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Director Supremo Zaplana with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.799 billion Españoles enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanchezgrado. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Español economy, worth 976 trillion escudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,489 escudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Estados Socialistas Unidos de Iberia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-escudo treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estados Socialistas Unidos de Iberia's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deísmo tecno-masónico.

Estados Socialistas Unidos de Iberia is ranked 284,886^th in the world and 528^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 12,005.86 Standard Monetary Units.