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Most Politically Free: 1,562ndRudest Citizens: 1,979thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,089th
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Essex

Population5.355 billion

CapitalWashington

Currencydollar
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The Queendom of Essex is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.355 billion Essexians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Essexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 215,929 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime is totally unknown. Essex's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Essex is ranked 4,347th in the world and 75th in Ambition for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,390.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Free: 1,562ndRudest Citizens: 1,979thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,089thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,285thNicest Citizens: 2,503rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,574thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,698thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,778thMost Efficient Economies: 3,000thMost Cultured: 3,225thHighest Food Quality: 3,387thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,709thMost Inclusive: 3,965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,092ndSafest: 4,312thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,347thLargest Retail Industry: 5,185thSmartest Citizens: 6,555thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,862ndMost Developed: 7,965thMost Pacifist: 7,989thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,308thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,467thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,754thHighest Average Incomes: 8,860thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,233rdLargest Governments: 9,644thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,655thMost Devout: 9,858thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,521stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,664thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,425thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,512thLowest Crime Rates: 15,592ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 18,306thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,948thNudest: 19,556thBest Weather: 20,126thMost Patriotic: 21,039thHealthiest Citizens: 22,112thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,490thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,456thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,465thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,655thMost Extreme: 29,820thHighest Economic Output: 31,241stHighest Average Tax Rates: 31,436thHighest Drug Use: 33,050th
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Rudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Patriotic: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionMost Pacifist: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 63rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 67th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 146th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 284th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 288th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 379th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 417th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Essex was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Essex created a custom banner.
  • : Essex was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Essex was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Essex was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Essex was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Essex was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Essex was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Essex was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Essex was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.

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