Until the End, Never Broken
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 88th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 274th Most Influential: 517th
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Population8.123 billion

LeaderKing Sherwin V

CurrencyCrown Florent

The Kingdom of Esplandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Sherwin V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.123 billion Esplandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karthied. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Esplandish economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion Crown Florents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 147,094 Crown Florents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering, and autopsies often involve only cursory examination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esplandia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aelostianism.

Esplandia is ranked 106,441st in the world and 5,797th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 14.99 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 88thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 274thMost Influential: 517thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,535thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,649thLargest Retail Industry: 4,175thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,560thLargest Black Market: 5,106thMost Efficient Economies: 5,163rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,443rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,567thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,580thMost Cultured: 5,782ndMost Developed: 6,464thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,646thLowest Crime Rates: 7,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,949thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,743rdMost Stationary: 8,928thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,235thMost Pacifist: 9,365thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,718thHealthiest Citizens: 11,052ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,123rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,315thHighest Economic Output: 11,414thLargest Governments: 11,592ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,408thHighest Average Incomes: 13,450thSmartest Citizens: 13,587thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,106thBest Weather: 16,613th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 152nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 160th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 188th in the regionMost Stationary: 203rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 210th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 218th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 252nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 280th in the regionMost Cultured: 281st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 331st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 381st in the regionMost Developed: 391st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 401st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 472nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 494th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 494th in the regionLargest Populations: 499th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 506th in the regionMost Pacifist: 510th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 522nd in the regionLargest Governments: 570th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 602nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 646th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 665th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 752nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 799th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 848th in the region

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