Until the End, Never Broken
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 87th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 280th Most Influential: 481st
The Glorious Aernish Freestate of
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Population7.736 billion

LeaderKing Sherwin V

CurrencyCrown Florent

The Glorious Aernish Freestate of Esplandia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Sherwin V with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.736 billion Esplandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karthied. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Esplandish economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion Crown Florents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 147,719 Crown Florents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

It's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, thrift shops are closing their doors, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esplandia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aelostianism.

Esplandia is ranked 84,869th in the world and 4,628th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 28.95 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 87thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 280thMost Influential: 481stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,518thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,741stLargest Retail Industry: 3,937thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,327thLargest Black Market: 4,894thMost Efficient Economies: 5,134thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,559thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,677thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,807thMost Cultured: 5,938thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,479thMost Developed: 6,595thLowest Crime Rates: 7,692ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,170thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,975thMost Stationary: 9,217thMost Pacifist: 9,386thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,666thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,230thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,067thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,070thHealthiest Citizens: 11,134thHighest Economic Output: 11,688thLargest Governments: 11,729thHighest Average Incomes: 13,204thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,766thSmartest Citizens: 13,918thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,258th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 152nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 153rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 159th in the regionMost Influential: 161st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 191st in the regionMost Stationary: 211th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 235th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 262nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 272nd in the regionMost Cultured: 280th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 299th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 337th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 374th in the regionMost Developed: 394th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 399th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 473rd in the regionLargest Populations: 479th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 503rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 506th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 526th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 538th in the regionLargest Governments: 557th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 571st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 600th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 629th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 775th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 839th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 864th in the region

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