|Leader||King Sherwin V|
The Kingdom of Esplandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Sherwin V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.123 billion Esplandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karthied. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Esplandish economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion Crown Florents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 147,094 Crown Florents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering, and autopsies often involve only cursory examination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esplandia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aelostianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Esplandia was endorsed by The Republic of Elder Realms.
- : Esplandia was endorsed by The Federation of Wizarda.
- : Esplandia was endorsed by The Theocracy of GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.
- : Esplandia was endorsed by The Republic of Ammurp Stecdoodastal.
- : Esplandia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of San Xavier.
- : Esplandia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Test for a new hope.
- : Esplandia was endorsed by The Exalted Supremacy of TurtleButtocks.
- : Esplandia endorsed The Borderlands of North Altatude.
- : Esplandia endorsed The Empire of Romania-Moldavia.
- : Esplandia was endorsed by The Borderlands of North Altatude.
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