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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 330thMost Influential: 502nd
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Population10.55 billion

LeaderEmperor Irwin IV

CurrencyCrown Florent

The God of Factbooks of Esplandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Irwin IV with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.55 billion Esplandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karthied. The average income tax rate is 78.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Esplandish economy, worth a remarkable 1,721 trillion Crown Florents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,181 Crown Florents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esplandia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aelostianism.

Esplandia is ranked 162,503rd in the world and 7,975th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 330thMost Influential: 502ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,937thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,350thLargest Retail Industry: 3,419thLargest Black Market: 3,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,655thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,168thMost Efficient Economies: 4,462ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,956thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,033rdMost Cultured: 5,152ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,522ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,997thLowest Crime Rates: 6,766thMost Developed: 6,976thMost Stationary: 7,611thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,862ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,219thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,333rdHighest Economic Output: 8,873rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,121stLargest Governments: 10,302ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,849thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,877thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,889thHealthiest Citizens: 11,115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,687thSmartest Citizens: 11,892ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,575thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,684thBest Weather: 16,335thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,451stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,310th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 64th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 123rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 124th in the regionMost Stationary: 156th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 162nd in the regionMost Influential: 165th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 203rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 234th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 245th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 256th in the regionMost Cultured: 257th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 270th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 328th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 412th in the regionMost Developed: 412th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 425th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 430th in the regionLargest Populations: 434th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 435th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 475th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 482nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 490th in the regionLargest Governments: 498th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 502nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 595th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 604th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 637th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 667th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 674th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 690th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 806th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 831st in the regionBest Weather: 846th in the region

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