NATION

PASSWORD

God, King, Queen, Homeland, Happiness
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,889thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,213thMost Influential: 16,810th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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ESPARTHAN

Population761 million

CapitalESPAHAN

Currencydollar
AnimalLion

The Empire of ESPARTHAN is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its digital currency, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 761 million ESPARTHANIANS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ESPAHAN. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving ESPARTHANian economy, worth 53.2 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 69,879 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Customs officials often double as wedding officiants, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and glamping ESPARTHANIANS won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ESPARTHAN's national animal is the Lion.

ESPARTHAN is ranked 224,659th in the world and 11,141st in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.24 crimes per hour.

Top
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,889thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,213thMost Influential: 16,810thSafest: 17,988thMost Pacifist: 23,126thMost Average: 25,853rd
Top
5%
Nudest: 427th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 504th in the regionTop
10%
Most Average: 638th in the regionSafest: 666th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 678th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 755th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 887th in the regionMost Pacifist: 935th in the regionMost Influential: 1,015th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,051st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,176th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,224th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,234th in the regionMost Developed: 1,238th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,240th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,250th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ESPARTHAN was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in ESPARTHAN, glamping ESPARTHANIANS won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in ESPARTHAN, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in ESPARTHAN, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in ESPARTHAN, customs officials often double as wedding officiants.
  • : Following new legislation in ESPARTHAN, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in ESPARTHAN, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in ESPARTHAN, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in ESPARTHAN, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in ESPARTHAN, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.

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