Puŋ, ŧŋ q i̋mda (Free, Strong and Stable)
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 822ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,979thHighest Drug Use: 2,144th
The Federation of
Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.96 billion

LeaderŊ̈arə Ĵeb


The Federation of Eski is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ŋ̈arə Ĵeb with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.96 billion Eskis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Śjm. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eski economy, worth 891 trillion pres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 179,799 pres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Śjm, and ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Eski pirates. Crime is totally unknown. Eski's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eskism.

Eski is ranked 105,161st in the world and 721st in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,482.77 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 822ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,979thHighest Drug Use: 2,144thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,551stNicest Citizens: 2,591stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,752ndMost Inclusive: 2,797thMost Efficient Economies: 2,875thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,627thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,765thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,799thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,899thMost Influential: 3,919thMost Developed: 4,084thMost Pacifist: 4,132ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,260thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,318thSmartest Citizens: 4,530thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,936thLargest Governments: 5,257thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,348thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,640thBest Weather: 5,718thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,027thMost Cultured: 6,291stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,819thRudest Citizens: 7,431stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,785thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,004thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,136thHighest Average Incomes: 9,155thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,906thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,748thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,397thMost Secular: 13,530thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,851stSafest: 15,515thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,802ndLargest Retail Industry: 19,293rdHealthiest Citizens: 20,833rdHighest Economic Output: 21,136th
Highest Drug Use: 8th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 52nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 61st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 74th in the regionMost Developed: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionMost Pacifist: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 88th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 102nd in the regionNudest: 102nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 115th in the regionMost Cultured: 117th in the regionBest Weather: 118th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 119th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eski, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Eski pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Śjm.
  • : Eski was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Hansereul.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Eski was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Eski was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Historically accurate land of memes.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 213 » Monkistan, Thracia and Crimea, Invernessia, Imperium Anglorum, Enway, Northern German Federation, Pilipinas and Malaya, Meropis, Noristoniaka, New Hevania, Apabeossie, Outer Sparta, Galway-Dublin, Saint Domingo, Someseni, Rheinland-Westphalia, Brakanistan, Wiener-Neustadt, Cath Slar, Elisabethshagen, Ausvelt, Shaor, The Oriental Empire, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Azitupia, Destyntine, Christian Terra, Gor Kebab, Greater Icelandia, ENOTRIA, Wombelland, Yahlia, Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg, Great Hanover, Viktorias, Leiningerland, Regnum Italiae, Maritzal, Nardin, Ashckar, Dauershire, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Atheara, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Martelon, Bareu, Quentenia, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Elania Kingdom, and 163 others.Valtrona, Republic of Satherland, Saiwania, Northwest Isles, Maanenland, Super Happy Land, Turkenia, Corosky, GanymedEuropa, Asparagusia, Lieges, Exori Vis, Dalmannia, Walfo, Kanokla, San Guglielmo, Umeria, Canovium, Thracia Republic, Yoannes, Kalifer and Baska, The Champions League, Nevelja, Kyrica, Domton, Grodisze, Dorenstad, Rogueda, Sloburg, Deftern, Ostermarch, The Templar Papal New State, Chioganah, Trixeland, Hafrsa, The New Mexican Confederation, Owlograd, Esvonia, Ivernia, Chronus, Slavonia and Srijem, Hverland, Maraleeri, IllyrianAlbania, North of Americas, South Douninitia, The Pontic State, Nuweland, Neuchateau, Loendersteer, The New Dawn Imperium, Litalia Vala, Eastern Greenlands, Saint Pallas, Diets, United Communes of Chile, Novabritannia, Eritei, Germany Third Reich, Dark Matter, Abject Ludicrosity, Weeddialvon, The Seven Provinces, Stumphosse Res, Titoist Yugoslavia, Transthysciam, South St Maarten, The-British-Isles, Leszno, Jim the Baptist, Skorvalia, Leranditale, Falvaard, Weltbeherrschung, Arorska, Boldia, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, St Scarlett, Puerto Thelosia, Montagne Riche, Pinenses, Nea Europa, Gerarvania, Parliamentary Laramidia, Socialist Soviet Armenia, The Scandinavian Realm, Carignanum, Escalver, Dipretorian, Romana Imperium de Italia, Heermiinaa, Evergreen Keys, Greater Tomland, Irminsulia, Mons Graupius, Betasia, Desibia, Ansington, Godefargen, Purgatio, Thils, Wessex and Cornwall, The New Nordic Union, Durlia, An Clar, Jahass, Demon666, Uzbek Khan, Eco-Paris Reformation, Rivierenland, Mynox, New Ylicia, Savinecross, Soviet Taoistan, New Petra, New Eestiball, Amicities, Slovanov, Othenhiem, Toaddia, Migurson, Continental Social Democrats, Bombastion, Velosia, New Malita, Nova Babilonia, Lovisa, South Villotla, Linsenmitspaetzlistan, A Thousand Mosquitoes, Greater Dragunovia, Woschia, Northwest North Dakota, Jebatga, Gliesetonia, Nuevo Europa, Sebygang, Gelais, The Albanian Provinces, Neurks Boodal, Thanianberg, Zulrich, Lizberzand, European Narrra, En Hassik, Maalat, Lillistroniralocksne, The Brabants, Bohomo, Emynia, Stromia, Nazakhstan Empire, New Sloverica, Shicksal, Athori, Anglo-Francios, Berlin and Hanover, Anmola, The Anarchist Masses, Nvmantia, R20, Historically accurate land of memes, and Hansereul.

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