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Rudest Citizens: 188thMost Valuable International Artwork: 188thHighest Crime Rates: 240th
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Population5.535 billion

CapitalEshialand City
LeaderKing William I

Currencygold bar

The Lucky Kingdom of Eshialand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King William I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.535 billion Eshians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eshialand City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 212,644 gold bars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,279,307 per year while the poor average 15,939, a ratio of 80.3 to 1.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eshialand's national animal is the leprechaun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Eshialand is ranked 5,806th in the world and 9th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.23 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Rudest Citizens: 188thMost Valuable International Artwork: 188thHighest Crime Rates: 240thMost Armed: 355thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 357thLargest Retail Industry: 496thFattest Citizens: 509thMost Avoided: 589thMost Rebellious Youth: 781stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 797thLargest Gambling Industry: 952ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 990thHighest Drug Use: 1,059thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,155thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,233rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,234thMost Politically Free: 1,325thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,380thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,444thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,189thMost Inclusive: 3,262ndMost Cultured: 4,824thNicest Citizens: 5,102ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,806thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,880thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,019thMost Devout: 6,119thHighest Average Incomes: 6,252ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,271stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,331stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,268thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,710thHighest Food Quality: 10,618thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 17,389thHighest Economic Output: 17,561stSmartest Citizens: 19,075thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,488thMost Extreme: 21,024thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,209thMost Pro-Market: 24,207thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,294thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,428th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 20th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionTop
Nudest: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the region

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