The Constitutional Monarchy of Escotia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Morrison III Elessar with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.66 billion Escotians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glascow. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Escotian economy, worth 340 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,184 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Escotian politicians, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, and childhood friends of King Morrison III Elessar are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escotia's national animal is the Wraith Drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anti-Thiest.

Escotia is ranked 990^th in the world and 83^rd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.14 law-abiding acts per hour.