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State the Governor
Nudest: 212thMost Politically Free: 1,459thMost Pro-Market: 1,524th
The State of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Escobar Santarem

Population11.813 billion

CapitalWestminster
Leaderthe Governor

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of Escobar Santarem is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, enforced nudity, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.813 billion Escobar Santaremians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Escobar Santaremian economy, worth 695 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 58,911 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,525 per year while the poor average 3,165, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, public nudity is compulsory, Escobar Santarem has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Escobar Santarem in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Escobar Santarem's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Escobar Santarem is ranked 165,603rd in the world and 1st in Sao Tome And Principe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 920.13 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Nudest: 212thMost Politically Free: 1,459thMost Pro-Market: 1,524thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,119thMost Stationary: 7,696thRudest Citizens: 9,931stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,212thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 14,622ndMost Extreme: 20,021stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20,228thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,803rdHighest Crime Rates: 23,266th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Escobar Santarem proposed constructing embassies between Sao Tome And Principe and Galapagos Islands.
  • : Escobar Santarem changed its national leader to "the Governor".
  • : Following new legislation in Escobar Santarem, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Escobar Santarem in an international press conference.
  • : Escobar Santarem changed its national capital to "Westminster".
  • : Following new legislation in Escobar Santarem, Escobar Santarem has designated Westminster as its capital city.
  • : Escobar Santarem changed its national nation type to "State".
  • : Escobar Santarem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Escobar Santarem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Escobar Santarem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Escobar Santarem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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