The County of Escambia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.828 billion Escambians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pensacola. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The very strong Escambian economy, worth 830 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,587 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,831 per year while the poor average 9,966, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, Escambia has designated Pensacola as its capital city, a major religion has been named as Escambia's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Escambia in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Escambia's national animal is the crocodile.

Escambia is ranked 46,281^st in the world and 7^th in County for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,043.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.