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Most Extreme: 5thRudest Citizens: 11thMost Armed: 15th
The Failed States of ErvarŽa not of
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ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC

Population18.572 billion

CapitalBelduryn
LeaderTel'rial Meradon

Currencyablis
AnimalSequoiadendron giganteum

The Failed States of ErvarŽa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tel'rial Meradon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.572 billion ErvarŽans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belduryn. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ErvarŽan economy, worth an astonishing 10,220 trillion ablis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 550,342 ablis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,958,915 per year while the poor average 24,642, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Schoolchildren are divided over Tel'rial Meradon's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and the only place where one can see the ErvarŽan cherry tree is in a museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC's national animal is the Sequoiadendron giganteum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is ranked 346th in the world and 1st in Meihua for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 22,710.23 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Extreme: 5thRudest Citizens: 11thMost Armed: 15thHighest Crime Rates: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28thFattest Citizens: 40thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45thMost Rebellious Youth: 47thMost Efficient Economies: 49thLargest Gambling Industry: 54thMost Avoided: 65thLargest Retail Industry: 73rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 78thHighest Disposable Incomes: 84thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 97thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 147thHighest Average Incomes: 244thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 312thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 346thMost Cultured: 359thMost Scientifically Advanced: 406thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 471stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 491stMost Cheerful Citizens: 526thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 543rdHighest Drug Use: 559thMost Corrupt Governments: 564thHighest Economic Output: 610thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 653rdLargest Mining Sector: 655thMost Politically Free: 790thMost Pro-Market: 804thMost Subsidized Industry: 846thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 906thLargest Agricultural Sector: 961stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,084thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,521stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,535thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,661stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,684thMost Devout: 1,799thSmartest Citizens: 1,932ndMost Inclusive: 2,419thTop
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Largest Governments: 4,179thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,179thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,974thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,345thNudest: 8,734thHighest Food Quality: 11,878thLargest Black Market: 12,372ndTop
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Largest Populations: 14,048thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,478thMost Influential: 24,180th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, the only place where one can see the ErvarŽan cherry tree is in a museum.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, schoolchildren are divided over Tel'rial Meradon's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, even secular ErvarŽans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, Sequoiadendron Giganteum is one of the most popular forenames in ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC.

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