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Unity, Discipline, Work
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,479thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,030thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,473rd
The Tsardom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ertillia

Population729 million

CapitalOrlograd

Currencyruble
Animaleagle

The Tsardom of Ertillia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 729 million Ertillians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orlograd. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ertillian economy, worth 127 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,278 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ertillia's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ertillia is ranked 219,250th in the world and 645th in United Kingdom for Smartest Citizens, with 17.02 quips per hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,479thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,030thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,473rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,498thLargest Mining Sector: 3,602ndMost Patriotic: 3,694thMost Conservative: 3,712thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,411thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,174thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,386thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,052ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,065thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,548thHighest Average Incomes: 10,367thMost Authoritarian: 11,588thLargest Black Market: 12,224thTop
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Most Influential: 13,801stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,539thLowest Crime Rates: 17,338thLargest Retail Industry: 18,759thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,710thMost Developed: 21,421stLongest Average Lifespans: 21,930thLargest Governments: 22,221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,537th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Extreme: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 65th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ertillia, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
  • : Following new legislation in Ertillia, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Following new legislation in Ertillia, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ertillia, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
  • : Following new legislation in Ertillia, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • : Following new legislation in Ertillia, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples.
  • : Following new legislation in Ertillia, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Ertillia, citizens wouldn't recognise Leader if they passed one another on the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Ertillia, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Ertillia, Leader has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.

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