The Federal Ersialist Republic of Ersialist Estonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vassilji Jeskankowič Pdronovičye Pdronov with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.246 billion Ersialist Estonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pärnu. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ersialist Estonian economy, worth 259 trillion Kroons a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 115,538 Kroons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and populations of two-headed Wolves have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ersialist Estonia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Estonian Traditional Religion.

Ersialist Estonia is ranked 13,066^th in the world and 1^st in Ersialist Utopia for Most Patriotic, with 61.84 flags saluted per person per day.