NATION

PASSWORD

Oma kaunist Eestit me kaitseme kuniks sureme!
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,160thBest Weather: 16,227thMost Patriotic: 19,182nd
The Federal Ersialist-Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Hermit
President
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Ersialist Estonia

Population597 million

CapitalPärnu

CurrencyKroon
AnimalWolf

The Federal Ersialist-Republic of Ersialist Estonia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 597 million Ersialist Estonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pärnu. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ersialist Estonian economy, worth 42.6 trillion Kroons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,351 Kroons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, the military's newest toy broadcasts Ersialist Estonia's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ersialist Estonia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ersialist Estonia is ranked 38,837th in the world and 1st in Ersialist Utopia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,451.54 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,160thTop
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Best Weather: 16,227thMost Patriotic: 19,182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,004thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,525thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,172ndMost Authoritarian: 23,719thMost Devout: 24,113thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,713thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,707thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,739th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ersialist Estonia, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Ersialist Estonia changed its national nation type to "Federal Ersialist-Republic".
  • : Ersialist Estonia changed its national nation type to "3rd FederalErsialistRepublic".
  • : Following new legislation in Ersialist Estonia, the military's newest toy broadcasts Ersialist Estonia's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
  • : Following new legislation in Ersialist Estonia, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Ersialist Estonia changed its national nation type to "Federal Ersialist-Republic".
  • : Following new legislation in Ersialist Estonia, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Ersialist Estonia, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Ersialist Estonia, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Following new legislation in Ersialist Estonia, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.

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