Population | 73 million |
Currency | Nebel |
Animal | Bee |
The Free Land of Erolla is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 73 million Erollans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The imploded Erollan economy, worth 511 billion Nebels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Uranium Mining. Average income is 7,010 Nebels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, and the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erolla's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Erolla is ranked 27,143rd in the world and 15th in The Communist Bloc for Most Extreme, scoring 42.23 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Erolla, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
- : Following new legislation in Erolla, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.
- : Following new legislation in Erolla, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Erolla, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
- : Following new legislation in Erolla, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Following new legislation in Erolla, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
- : Following new legislation in Erolla, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
- : Following new legislation in Erolla, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
- : Following new legislation in Erolla, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
- : Following new legislation in Erolla, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.