Where there is no such thing as Snapchat. Konstantin Chernenko
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,364thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,434th
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Population3.502 billion

CapitalNew Moskva
LeaderKonstantin Chernenko

CurrencyEripolisian Dollar
AnimalTandy TRS-80

The Don't You Forget About Me of Eripolis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Konstantin Chernenko with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.502 billion Eripolisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moskva. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eripolisian economy, worth 377 trillion Eripolisian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,801 Eripolisian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, Konstantin Chernenko has just been declared ruler of Eripolis in an international press conference, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eripolis's national animal is the Tandy TRS-80, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eripolis is ranked 35,081st in the world and 2nd in 1980s America for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 8,901.39 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,364thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,434thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,569thSafest: 13,616thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,467thMost Inclusive: 19,364thSmartest Citizens: 20,137thLowest Crime Rates: 21,767th

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