Population | 24.017 billion |
Capital | Ripley Surrey |
Leader | Slow Hand |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Slow Hand |
Animal | Blues Guitar |
The Slow Hand of Eric Clapton is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Slow Hand with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 24.017 billion Eric Claptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ripley Surrey. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Eric Claptonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,643 trillion Slow Hands a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 318,233 Slow Hands, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,136,467 per year while the poor average 64,033, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.
The Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Eric Clapton, Slow Hand has killer fashion sense, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eric Clapton's national animal is the Blues Guitar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Eric Clapton is ranked 287,137th in the world and 711th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.51 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eric Clapton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Eric Clapton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Eric Clapton was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Honchu, curing 1 million infected.
- : Eric Clapton was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Honchu, curing 1 million infected.
- : Eric Clapton was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Honchu, curing 1 million infected.
- : Eric Clapton was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Honchu, curing 1 million infected.
- : Eric Clapton was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Honchu, curing 1 million infected.
- : Eric Clapton was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Honchu, curing 1 million infected.
- : Eric Clapton was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Honchu, curing 1 million infected.
- : Eric Clapton was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Honchu, curing 1 million infected.