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Rudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 4thMost Avoided: 6th
The Walled Cities of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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EretzIsrael

Population20.003 billion

Capitalיְרוּשָׁלַיִם
LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu
FaithSatanism

Currencyשקל
Animalgazelle

The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.003 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 15,237 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 761,741 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,105,673 per year while the poor average 7,223, a ratio of 983 to 1.

The comic book series 'Benjamin Satanyahu and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 241,568th in the world and 10,178th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -63.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Rudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 4thMost Avoided: 6thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13thLargest Gambling Industry: 14thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15thMost Secular: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18thHighest Disposable Incomes: 26thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thLargest Insurance Industry: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 52ndHighest Average Incomes: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 67thMost Armed: 73rdLargest Mining Sector: 75thMost Efficient Economies: 80thHighest Crime Rates: 84thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 84thMost Scientifically Advanced: 86thLargest Agricultural Sector: 169thHighest Economic Output: 172ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 207thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 683rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 902ndTop
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Most Stationary: 3,515thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,589thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,442ndLargest Governments: 4,742ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,458thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,086thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,422ndLargest Populations: 7,321stLargest Black Market: 8,294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,309thMost Influential: 11,800thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,347thSmartest Citizens: 13,604thMost Pro-Market: 15,554thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,416th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionMost Stationary: 80th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 104th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 191st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 217th in the regionLargest Governments: 249th in the regionLargest Black Market: 336th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 357th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 373rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 407th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 492nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 619th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 696th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 728th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the comic book series 'Benjamin Satanyahu and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.

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