The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.763 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 13,820 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 736,584 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,899,838 per year while the poor average 6,618, a ratio of 1,042 to 1.

Minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, the price of freedom is about half a million שקלs, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 14,436^th in the world and 242^nd in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 87.11 on the Rand Index.