The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.437 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 14,577 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 749,971 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,995,858 per year while the poor average 7,111, a ratio of 983 to 1.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade EretzIsraelian Moonshine". Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 230,398^th in the world and 10,606^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -52.44 on the Clooney Contribution Index.