The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.133 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 19,072 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 824,475 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,690,938 per year while the poor average 7,817, a ratio of 983 to 1.

Foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, chickens roam the streets freely, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, and town welcome signs list corporate sponsors. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 7^th in the world and 1^st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 83,546.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.