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Largest Retail Industry: 4thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 8th
The Walled Cities of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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EretzIsrael

Population18.763 billion

Capitalיְרוּשָׁלַיִם
LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu
FaithSatanism

Currencyשקל
Animalgazelle

The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.763 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 13,820 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 736,584 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,899,838 per year while the poor average 6,618, a ratio of 1,042 to 1.

Minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, the price of freedom is about half a million שקלs, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 14,436th in the world and 242nd in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 87.11 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 4thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 8thRudest Citizens: 8thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14thMost Secular: 16thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thLargest Gambling Industry: 21stHighest Disposable Incomes: 28thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32ndLargest Insurance Industry: 34thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44thHighest Average Incomes: 56thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 63rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 75thLargest Mining Sector: 78thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87thMost Efficient Economies: 113thMost Armed: 115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 135thHighest Crime Rates: 139thLargest Agricultural Sector: 171stHighest Economic Output: 196thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 693rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 915thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,298thMost Stationary: 3,643rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,058thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,337thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,994thLargest Governments: 6,418thLargest Black Market: 7,354thLargest Populations: 7,480thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,629thTop
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Most Influential: 11,712thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,390thMost Pro-Market: 14,436thHighest Drug Use: 15,770thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,856thSmartest Citizens: 16,222ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,427th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 84th in the regionLargest Populations: 87th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 116th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 240th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 242nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 292nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 313th in the regionLargest Governments: 340th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 378th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 445th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 499th in the regionNudest: 658th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 814th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 841st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the price of freedom is about half a million שקלs.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander.
  • : EretzIsrael was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, AIs are programmed to deliberately fail the Turing Test to make it easier for humans to turn them off.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, EretzIsraelian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, escalators are avoided at all costs.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.

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