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Rudest Citizens: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 4thMost Avoided: 6th
The Walled Cities of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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EretzIsrael

Population19.437 billion

Capitalיְרוּשָׁלַיִם
LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu
FaithSatanism

Currencyשקל
Animalgazelle

The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.437 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 14,577 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 749,971 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,995,858 per year while the poor average 7,111, a ratio of 983 to 1.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade EretzIsraelian Moonshine". Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 230,398th in the world and 10,606th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -52.44 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 4thMost Avoided: 6thFattest Citizens: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thMost Secular: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 20thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 34thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thHighest Average Incomes: 54thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 67thLargest Mining Sector: 77thMost Scientifically Advanced: 85thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 86thMost Armed: 90thMost Efficient Economies: 94thHighest Crime Rates: 103rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 166thHighest Economic Output: 181stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 925thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,729thMost Stationary: 3,582ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,904thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,278thLargest Governments: 5,666thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,487thLargest Populations: 7,381stLargest Black Market: 7,918thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,061stTop
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Most Influential: 11,772ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,415thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,365thMost Pro-Market: 14,071stSmartest Citizens: 14,181stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,985th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 82nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 112th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 154th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 160th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 200th in the regionLargest Governments: 296th in the regionLargest Black Market: 319th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 415th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 449th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 510th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 627th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 681st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 688th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 784th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade EretzIsraelian Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in EretzIsraelian restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.

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