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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35thLargest Welfare Programs: 182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 218th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Equtopia

Population6.325 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Equtopia is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.325 billion Equtopians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Equtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 187,524 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military service is compulsory, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, and books are often used as kindling. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equtopia's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Equtopia is ranked 185,299th in the world and 20th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Most Stationary, with 70.3563091386 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35thLargest Welfare Programs: 182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 218thBest Weather: 314thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 318thLowest Crime Rates: 455thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 460thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 493rdMost Income Equality: 499thMost Beautiful Environments: 579thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 622ndMost Pacifist: 656thMost Compassionate Citizens: 686thHighest Average Tax Rates: 794thNicest Citizens: 815thMost Primitive: 910thLargest Governments: 1,156thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,236thSafest: 1,411thMost Cultured: 1,696thHighest Food Quality: 1,896thHealthiest Citizens: 2,063rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,107thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,124thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,699thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,188thMost Inclusive: 3,420thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,836thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,022ndMost Secular: 5,571stMost Developed: 7,930thHighest Average Incomes: 12,191stNudest: 12,720thTop
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Most Patriotic: 22,313thHighest Economic Output: 24,043rdMost Authoritarian: 25,876thMost Cheerful Citizens: 29,375th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, books are often used as kindling.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, military service is compulsory.
  • : Equtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.

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