Population | 6.325 billion |
Currency | currency |
Animal | animal |
The Republic of Equtopia is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.325 billion Equtopians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Equtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 187,524 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military service is compulsory, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, and books are often used as kindling. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equtopia's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Equtopia is ranked 185,299th in the world and 20th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Most Stationary, with 70.3563091386 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Equtopia, books are often used as kindling.
- : Following new legislation in Equtopia, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
- : Following new legislation in Equtopia, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Equtopia, military service is compulsory.
- : Equtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Equtopia, genetic researchers have been expelled.
- : Following new legislation in Equtopia, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.
- : Following new legislation in Equtopia, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Equtopia, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Equtopia, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.