The Federation of Epsilon-Eleven is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, soft-spoken computers, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 385 million Epsilon-Elevenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Epsilon-Elevenian economy, worth 11.7 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 30,360 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Epsilon-Eleven's national animal is the nine-tailed fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Epsilon-Eleven is ranked 39,623^rd in the world and 1,762^nd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 41.81 quips per hour.