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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 496thMost Pacifist: 730thMost Compassionate Citizens: 747th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Epic beetles

Population3.792 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Epic beetles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.792 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ypician economy, worth 768 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 202,613 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Epic beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Epic beetles is ranked 255,824th in the world and 3rd in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -13.56 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 496thMost Pacifist: 730thMost Compassionate Citizens: 747thSafest: 781stNicest Citizens: 854thMost Inclusive: 983rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,028thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,032ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,202ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,666thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,716thHighest Food Quality: 1,797thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,803rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,940thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,031stLargest Governments: 2,129thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,171stHealthiest Citizens: 2,226thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,355thMost Developed: 2,477thBest Weather: 2,477thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,708thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,738thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,799thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,838thLowest Crime Rates: 2,887thSmartest Citizens: 3,464thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,471stMost Cultured: 3,547thMost Secular: 3,815thMost Efficient Economies: 4,029thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,066thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,422ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,197thMost Income Equality: 7,310thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,919thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,449thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 18,439th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Epic beetles, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Following new legislation in Epic beetles, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Epic beetles, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Epic beetles, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Epic beetles, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Epic beetles, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Epic beetles, the tallest mountains are adorned with roller coasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Epic beetles, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
  • : Following new legislation in Epic beetles, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Epic beetles, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.

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