Aurė Entuluva! John Ragnarsson
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,433rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,934th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population3.934 billion

CapitalNova Roma
LeaderJohn Ragnarsson


The People's Republic of Eotheood is a massive, safe nation, ruled by John Ragnarsson with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 3.934 billion Hobbits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Roma. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eotheoodian economy, worth 443 trillion denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,792 denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, atheists are heavily taxed, the economy has returned to the good old days when humans were overworked and microwave ovens didn't give you no sass, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eotheood's national animal is the selkie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Urglaawe.

Eotheood is ranked 28,633rd in the world and 1st in The Empire of Nova Roma for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.33 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,433rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,934thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,110thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,159thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,429thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,468thMost Cultured: 8,078thHighest Food Quality: 8,209thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,413thMost Developed: 9,011thMost Inclusive: 9,192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,186thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,861stLargest Governments: 11,294thHealthiest Citizens: 11,659thSmartest Citizens: 12,158thBest Weather: 12,517thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,480thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,284thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,628thMost Secular: 18,297thLargest Black Market: 21,352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 21,476thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,327thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,090thMost Influential: 24,993rd

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