The Federal Republic of Enway is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Alexander Rolvsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.491 billion Enwegians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osloholm. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enwegian economy, worth 245 trillion Enwegian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,889 Enwegian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, anti-government web sites are springing up, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Enway's national animal is the Snow leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Enway is ranked 31,401^st in the world and 157^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 100.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.