The Federal Republic of Enway is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-working population of 556 million Enwegians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osloholm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Enwegian economy, worth 68.4 trillion Enwegian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 123,105 Enwegian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Enway's national animal is the Snow leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Enway is ranked 2,998^th in the world and 36^th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,482.05 on the Hickory Productivity Index.