Democracy Dies in Darkness; BLM
Nudest: 184thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 471stMost Influential: 832nd
The Fully-Elected Nation of
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Population7.007 billion

CapitalBark Forest Preserve
LeaderThe Great Council

CurrencyBark Entio

The Fully-Elected Nation of Entitize is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.007 billion Entitizeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bark Forest Preserve. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Entitizean economy, worth 604 trillion Bark Entios a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,327 Bark Entios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, sushi is sold on the black market, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and the nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entitize's national animal is the Entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Entitize is ranked 23,420th in the world and 80th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,883.18 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Nudest: 184thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 471stMost Influential: 832ndBest Weather: 1,116thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,578thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,645thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,497thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,514thMost Pacifist: 3,624thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,666thSafest: 3,882ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,106thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,615thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,352ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,421stMost Secular: 7,943rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,045thMost Inclusive: 8,725thNicest Citizens: 9,164thLowest Crime Rates: 10,273rdMost Cultured: 10,576thSmartest Citizens: 10,785thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,372ndTop
Largest Governments: 12,124thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,338thMost Stationary: 16,707thMost Developed: 17,197thMost Income Equality: 18,050thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,109thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,151stMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,837thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,420th
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 19th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the region

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