The Parlamentarist Principality of Enriflipurus is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Endrick Fiplus Abiguará with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.146 billion Enriflipurusians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abiguará. The average income tax rate is 39.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Enriflipurusian economy, worth 127 trillion Florim Áras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 111,588 Florim Áras, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, nude art is becoming wildly popular, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enriflipurus's national animal is the Guara Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Enriflipurus is ranked 63,236^th in the world and 25^th in Aspen for Largest Governments, scoring 20.27 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.