The Most Serene Republic of ENOTRIA is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by MARCO ULPIO TRAIANO with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.386 billion ALLAGUNARI have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NOVA AQUILEIA. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LAGUNARIO economy, worth 211 trillion ZECCHINO AUREOS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 152,923 ZECCHINO AUREOS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ENOTRIA's national animal is the LEONE ALATO, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is POLITEISMO.

ENOTRIA is ranked 27,124^th in the world and 184^th in Europe for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,670.35 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.