The SERENISSIMA REPUBBLICA of ENOTRIA is a massive, safe nation, ruled by ULPIO TRAIANO with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.849 billion ALATI LAGUNARI have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ALBA SERENA. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LAGUNARIO economy, worth 594 trillion SERENIO AUREOS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 208,597 SERENIO AUREOS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's said that ULPIO TRAIANO can turn every pleasure into a chore, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to ULPIO TRAIANO, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ENOTRIA's national animal is the LEONE ALATO, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NATURALISMO UNIVERSALE.

ENOTRIA is ranked 22,539^th in the world and 140^th in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 295,660 Standard Monetary Units.