The Republic of Enoffs Prim Snown is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.028 billion Enoffs Prim Snownians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Enoffs Prim Snownian economy, worth 76.3 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,190 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, and the entire entry for Enoffs Prim Snown in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enoffs Prim Snown's national animal is the fox.

Enoffs Prim Snown is ranked 270,792^nd in the world and 4,948^th in Artificial Solar System for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.38 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.