The National Union of Ennomeria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Laurent Dufresne with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.787 billion Ennomerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Le Rocher. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ennomerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,384 trillion Ennomerian Scorbats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 177,754 Ennomerian Scorbats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and children often kick crows for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ennomeria's national animal is the crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Davidism.

Ennomeria is ranked 153,326^th in the world and 3,386^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.