The Queendom of Enjamtivo is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 416 million Enjamtivoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Healthcare, Defense, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cradled Cathedral. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Enjamtivoan economy, worth 23.9 trillion Linkknots a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,463 Linkknots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Enjamtivo's national animal is the Trapdoor Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enjamtivo is ranked 36,363^rd in the world and 546^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,173.39 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.