Population | 8.388 billion |
Capital | Zelienople |
Leader | President Asoka |
Currency | USD |
Animal | Firefly |
The Republic of English-Union is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Asoka with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.388 billion English-Unioners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zelienople. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient English-Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion USDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 159,245 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The nation leads Britannia Prima in per capita stalking, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, and English-Unionian actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. English-Union's national animal is the Firefly.
English-Union is ranked 128,832nd in the world and 25th in Britannia Prima for Most Stationary, with 258.00241821168 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : English-Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in English-Union, English-Unionian actors literally work from cradle to grave.
- : Following new legislation in English-Union, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
- : Following new legislation in English-Union, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in English-Union, the nation leads Britannia Prima in per capita stalking.
- : English-Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in English-Union, calisthenics is a well-known tax-dodging technique.
- : Following new legislation in English-Union, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in English-Union is often a lifetime appointment.
- : Following new legislation in English-Union, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in English-Union, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name.