The Beacon Spire of Endolantron is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Varg Lazikom with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.222 billion Endols are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zacha. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Endol economy, worth an astonishing 11,750 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 278,295 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at. Crime is totally unknown. Endolantron's national animal is the jommed, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Endolantron is ranked 11,840^th in the world and 1^st in Autropolis for Most Stationary, with 1,760.28791508168 days.