We are emune The Great Emu
Most Armed: 3,578thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,833rdMost Influential: 5,083rd
The Holy Empire of
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Population2.359 billion

LeaderThe Great Emu


The Holy Empire of Emulini is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Great Emu with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 2.359 billion Emulinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dam. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emulinian economy, worth 336 trillion Grasses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,807 Grasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Great Emu is worshipped as a god, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, and the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emulini's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dankism.

Emulini is ranked 193,650th in the world and 1,961st in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -7.76 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Armed: 3,578thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,833rdMost Influential: 5,083rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,961stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,315thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,522ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,774thMost Inclusive: 11,401stLargest Governments: 12,157thMost Developed: 12,592ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,770thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,356thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,530thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,574thNicest Citizens: 14,164thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,227thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,632ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,170thSmartest Citizens: 15,484thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,016thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,447thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,032ndMost Cultured: 18,067thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,407thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,703rdLowest Crime Rates: 20,847th
Most Armed: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 72nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 89th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 137th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Governments: 169th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 192nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 194th in the regionMost Developed: 196th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 196th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 201st in the regionMost Influential: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 204th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 208th in the region

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