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From Many, One
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,328thMost Authoritarian: 17,585thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,498th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Minnow
Embassy Ambassador
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Empordia

Population1.188 billion

Currencydollar
Animalhorse

The People's Republic of Empordia is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.188 billion Empordians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Empordian economy, worth 83.8 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,556 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and children have only the most basic of education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empordia's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Empordia is ranked 63,270th in the world and 14th in Two for Most Extreme, scoring 28.66 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,328thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 17,585thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,498thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,588thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,190thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,890thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30,747thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,991st
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 45th in the regionMost Primitive: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 49th in the regionMost Inclusive: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 134th in the regionMost Avoided: 199th in the regionMost Income Equality: 236th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Empordia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Empordia, children have only the most basic of education.
  • : Following new legislation in Empordia, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Empordia, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'.
  • : Empordia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Empordia, a driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope.
  • : Following new legislation in Empordia, Empordia City River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run".
  • : Empordia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Empordia, the purgative quality of Empordian cuisine is known across the globe.
  • : Following new legislation in Empordia, the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic.

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