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Join the military, get a job, or leave! John Bucketman
Rudest Citizens: 848thLargest Retail Industry: 862ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 895th
The Republic of
Right-wing Utopia
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Empire of Johnland

Population11.162 billion

CapitalBucketville
LeaderJohn Bucketman
FaithChristianity

CurrencyLiberal Tear
AnimalBucket

The Republic of Empire of Johnland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Bucketman with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.162 billion Johnlandians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucketville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Johnlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,136 trillion Liberal Tears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 281,037 Liberal Tears, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,804,358 per year while the poor average 17,803, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Johnland's national animal is the Bucket, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Empire of Johnland is ranked 18,059th in the world and 19th in The Black Hawks for Most Stationary, with 1,689.86768237288 days.

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1%
Rudest Citizens: 848thLargest Retail Industry: 862ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 895thLargest Insurance Industry: 923rdFattest Citizens: 924thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,106thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,380thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,597thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,884thMost Avoided: 1,964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,315thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,776thTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,991stMost Devout: 2,992ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,095thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,558thHighest Average Incomes: 3,623rdLargest Black Market: 4,426thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,622ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,028thMost Efficient Economies: 5,113thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,540thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,415thHighest Economic Output: 6,819thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,477thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,570thMost Patriotic: 14,544thTop
10%
Most Armed: 15,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,411thLargest Governments: 16,793rdMost Stationary: 18,059thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,285thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,083rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,070thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,880th
Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 43rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Johnland, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Johnland, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Johnland, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Johnland, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Johnland, no-one ever lasts longer than a week on a life support machine.
  • : Empire of Johnland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Empire of Johnland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Empire of Johnland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Empire of Johnland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Empire of Johnland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.

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