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“Beldemark shall rule the North! Hail the Empire!” William Hartford
Largest Publishing Industry: 7,708thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,981stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,372nd
The Great Northern Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Empire of Beldemark

Population1.061 billion

CapitalFviserwinterland
LeaderWilliam Hartford
FaithDeusism

CurrencyMarlic
AnimalArctic Bear

The Great Northern Nation of Empire of Beldemark is a massive, safe nation, ruled by William Hartford with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.061 billion Beldemarkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fviserwinterland. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beldemarkian economy, worth 127 trillion Marlics a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,464 Marlics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Beldemark's national animal is the Arctic Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Deusism.

Empire of Beldemark is ranked 124,979th in the world and 3,832nd in the Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 290.52 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 7,708thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,981stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,372ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,559thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,929thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,984thMost Secular: 11,065thTop
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Most Influential: 11,437thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,775thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,200thMost Developed: 14,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,336thMost Cultured: 14,381stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,044thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,088thBest Weather: 16,172ndHealthiest Citizens: 17,017thSmartest Citizens: 18,433rdLargest Welfare Programs: 18,575thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,309thLargest Governments: 21,218thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,395thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,627thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,716thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,033rd
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Most Influential: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 166th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 248th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 250th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 285th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 301st in the regionMost Cultured: 325th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 335th in the regionMost Secular: 342nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 367th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 373rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 380th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 390th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 400th in the regionBest Weather: 415th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 418th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 453rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 457th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 483rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 496th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 504th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 519th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 529th in the regionLargest Governments: 533rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 551st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 565th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 607th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 609th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 677th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Beldemark, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Beldemark, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Beldemark, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Beldemark, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Empire of Beldemark lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Beldemark, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Beldemark, billions of Marlics are spent to take high-quality photos of the Arctic Bear Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Beldemark, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of Beldemark, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Empire of Beldemark lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.

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