The Fool on the Hill of Emperor Neo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Emperor Neo Nibu with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.471 billion Emperor Neoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Cloud City Neotopia. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Emperor Neoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion Trav Kharian Gold Coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,252 Trav Kharian Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, a government program is underway to revitalize Emperor Neo's beaches, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Emperor Neo's national animal is the Trav Kharian Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hippy Love.

Emperor Neo is ranked 4,736^th in the world and 110^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.09 law-abiding acts per hour.