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Everyone Kneels in the End! King Alexander Saltzman
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,351stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,509thMost Devout: 6,725th
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Emmalina

Population5.505 billion

CapitalAlexandria
LeaderKing Alexander Saltzman
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDenarius
AnimalWolf

The United Kingdom of Emmalina is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Alexander Saltzman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.505 billion Emmalinans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 49.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Emmalinan economy, worth 870 trillion Denarii a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,058 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, and citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emmalina's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Emmalina is ranked 291,707th in the world and 4,537th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2.41113040132 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,351stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,509thTop
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Most Devout: 6,725thMost Cultured: 10,577thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,052ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,704thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,973rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,592ndLargest Black Market: 14,218thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,830thTop
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Best Weather: 15,587thMost Developed: 15,605thHighest Food Quality: 15,989thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,176thHighest Average Incomes: 19,391stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,851stLongest Average Lifespans: 21,338thMost Patriotic: 24,216thHealthiest Citizens: 24,935thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,360thSmartest Citizens: 25,523rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,008th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Devout: 68th in the regionLargest Black Market: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 164th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 167th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 187th in the regionMost Cultured: 224th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 287th in the regionBest Weather: 307th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 310th in the regionMost Patriotic: 315th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 316th in the regionMost Developed: 337th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 361st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 361st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 365th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 369th in the regionRudest Citizens: 378th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 386th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 428th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 438th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 456th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 456th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 459th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 460th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emmalina's influence in The Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Emmalina lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Emmalina, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat.
  • : Following new legislation in Emmalina, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
  • : Following new legislation in Emmalina, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
  • : Emmalina lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Emmalina lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Emmalina lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Emmalina relocated from Balder to The Pacific.
  • : Emmalina altered its national flag.

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