Population | 5.505 billion |
Capital | Alexandria |
Leader | King Alexander Saltzman |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Denarius |
Animal | Wolf |
The United Kingdom of Emmalina is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Alexander Saltzman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.505 billion Emmalinans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 49.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Emmalinan economy, worth 870 trillion Denarii a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,058 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, and citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emmalina's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Emmalina is ranked 291,707th in the world and 4,537th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2.41113040132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Emmalina's influence in The Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Emmalina lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Emmalina, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat.
- : Following new legislation in Emmalina, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
- : Following new legislation in Emmalina, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
- : Emmalina lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Emmalina lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Emmalina lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Emmalina relocated from Balder to The Pacific.
- : Emmalina altered its national flag.