Population | 11.12 billion |
Capital | Eminiar |
Leader | Councilman Anan 7 |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | computer |
The Neverending War of Eminiar 7 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Councilman Anan 7 with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.12 billion Eminiarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eminiar. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eminiarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 148,185 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eminiar 7's national animal is the computer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Eminiar 7 is ranked 13,863rd in the world and 23rd in Federation of Martian Colonies for Most Stationary, with 1,868.36941535392 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eminiar 7's influence in Federation of Martian Colonies fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : Eminiar 7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Eminiar 7, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
- : Following new legislation in Eminiar 7, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in Eminiar 7, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
- : Following new legislation in Eminiar 7, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Eminiar 7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Eminiar 7, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Eminiar 7, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
- : Following new legislation in Eminiar 7, Councilman Anan 7's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.