The Fiery Purgatory of Embassy Creator is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Same Racoon But Bigger with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.205 billion Embassy Creatorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Spirituality, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embassy Creator Inc. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Embassy Creatorian economy, worth 149 trillion Embassies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Gambling, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,568 Embassies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

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Embassy Creator is ranked 302,103^rd in the world and 4^th in The Dumpfire for Safest, scoring 7.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.