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Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All the Chief Executive
Least Corrupt Governments: 17thMost Inclusive: 42ndMost Advanced Public Education: 49th
The United Socialist States of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Emailistan

Population22.326 billion

CapitalEmailistan City
Leaderthe Chief Executive
FaithDecency

CurrencyUnit of Currency
AnimalBasset Hound

The United Socialist States of Emailistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Chief Executive with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.326 billion Emailis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emailistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emailistanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,220 trillion Units of Currency a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 278,643 Units of Currency, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Chief Executive is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emailistan's national animal is the Basset Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Decency.

Emailistan is ranked 277,161st in the world and 12,031st in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.9 Obesity Rate.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 17thMost Inclusive: 42ndMost Advanced Public Education: 49thHighest Food Quality: 55thMost Pacifist: 59thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 63rdMost Secular: 66thMost Compassionate Citizens: 71stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 82ndSafest: 82ndMost Cultured: 101stMost Beautiful Environments: 103rdNicest Citizens: 108thHealthiest Citizens: 113thMost Developed: 126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 128thLongest Average Lifespans: 139thHighest Average Tax Rates: 167thMost Rebellious Youth: 171stSmartest Citizens: 177thLargest Welfare Programs: 199thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 227thLargest Governments: 251stBest Weather: 276thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 342ndLargest Publishing Industry: 433rdLowest Crime Rates: 892ndHighest Poor Incomes: 934thMost Stationary: 1,585thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,754thHighest Economic Output: 1,771stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,004thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,923rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,957thLargest Populations: 7,637thMost Efficient Economies: 8,151stNudest: 11,370thMost Influential: 12,731stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,289thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,140thMost Income Equality: 17,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,122ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,213th
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Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Stationary: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionLargest Populations: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 88th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 154th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 159th in the regionNudest: 229th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 299th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 506th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 642nd in the regionMost Influential: 823rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 957th in the regionMost Income Equality: 964th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,105th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,113th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, The Chief Executive is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, Emailistanian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, t-shirts displaying a photo of the Chief Executive performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety.

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