The Republic of Eltrora is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.059 billion Eltrorans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eltrora City. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eltroran economy, worth 72.0 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 68,025 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", moonshine has made a resurgence, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Eltrora. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eltrora's national animal is the verditer flycatcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eltrora is ranked 57,691^st in the world and 1,597^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 38.88 quips per hour.