The United States of Ell4 is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 73 million Ell4ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The strong Ell4ian economy, worth 4.13 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,509 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Ell4's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ell4 is ranked 193,641^st in the world and 14^th in NAOSSP for Most Extreme, scoring 15.66 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.