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Fight for the future, destroy the invader! General Secretary Constantine Martin
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,962ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,974thMost Patriotic: 2,283rd
The United Communist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Elizbastan

Population1.584 billion

CapitalNilatsgrad
LeaderGeneral Secretary Constantine Martin
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyElizbastan Ruble
AnimalOrca

The United Communist States of Elizbastan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Constantine Martin with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.584 billion Elizbastanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nilatsgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elizbastanian economy, worth 279 trillion Elizbastan Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,463 Elizbastan Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, politicians take citizens for idiots, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elizbastan's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Elizbastan is ranked 5,069th in the world and 130th in the Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 145,833.71 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,962ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,974thMost Patriotic: 2,283rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,894thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,722ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,069thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,389thMost Devout: 5,436thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,929thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,124thLowest Crime Rates: 6,389thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,222ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,305thLargest Governments: 8,809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,903rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,347thHighest Average Incomes: 10,476thLargest Black Market: 11,315thHealthiest Citizens: 11,566thMost Efficient Economies: 11,653rdMost Authoritarian: 12,272ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,326thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,397thLargest Mining Sector: 12,513thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,545thMost Developed: 12,562ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14,363rdLargest Insurance Industry: 19,133rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,581st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionMost Patriotic: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 88th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionMost Devout: 95th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 113th in the regionLargest Black Market: 122nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 130th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 153rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 184th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 186th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 187th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 213th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 214th in the regionLargest Governments: 222nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 240th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 250th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 285th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 286th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 296th in the regionMost Developed: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 326th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 487th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 504th in the regionMost Influential: 597th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 681st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 699th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 780th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 783rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 818th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elizbastan, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents.
  • : Following new legislation in Elizbastan, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Elizbastan, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Elizbastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Following new legislation in Elizbastan, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
  • : Elizbastan was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Elizbastan, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Nilatsgrad with effluent.
  • : Following new legislation in Elizbastan, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Elizbastan, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Elizbastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Largest Mining Sector.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » The Seeker of Power, Jar Wattinree, and East Durthang.

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