The Republic of Eleanor Roosevelt NHS is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.095 billion Eleanor Roosevelt NHSians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eleanor Roosevelt NHSian economy, worth 569 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,979 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing is more offensive than being inoffensive, the judicial system legislates morality, carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise, and Leader has been known to make speeches in fishing waders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eleanor Roosevelt NHS's national animal is the NPS, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eleanor Roosevelt NHS is ranked 18,740^th in the world and 420^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 95 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.