The Loud and Boisterous Past of El Tejon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 10.43 billion El Tejonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient El Tejonian economy, worth 380 trillion Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,445 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Tejon's national animal is the Chupacabra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

El Tejon is ranked 15,445^th in the world and 3^rd in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Stationary, with 1,441.02416107728 days.