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The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The El mejor numero es el dosian economy, worth 473 trillion Twoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,694 Twoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

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El mejor numero es el dos is ranked 82,803^rd in the world and 1^st in Rex Duos for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.13 law-abiding acts per hour.